Monthly Archives: May 2014

Happy Birthday!

126.InTheEndItsNotTheYearsInYourLife

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count,

it’s what you got me for my birthday.

Happy Birthday to me!

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Asking Someone to Change

125.AskingSomeoneToChangeAE

Asking someone to change is like pruning a tree:

it’s best to use a chainsaw.

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Dream of Unicorns

124.AsLongAsWeCanDream

As long as we can DREAM

there will be UNICORNS

eating popcorn shrimp out of old shoes who want to know where our homework is.

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123.2.Maya

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A Good Life

123.AGoodLifeIsWhen

A good life is when you assume nothing, do more, need less, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot, and learn LOTS of math.

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Priorities

122.WeNeedToLearn

We need to learn to be patient.  Not just with our friends, family and partners, but with our plans for world domination.

Evil can wait – what have you done for you today?

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Beautiful

120.OneOfTheMostBeautifulThings

One of the most beautiful things in my opinion is falling asleep.

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Now and Then

119.NowAndThen

Now and then it’s good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just reload.

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Screaming Balls of Flaming Terror

118.FearIsTheMemoryOfPain

Fear is the memory of pain.

Addiction is the memory of pleasure.

Screaming balls of flaming terror is the memory of math class…

fear and addiction ain’t got nothin’ on math class –

in math class, no one can hear you cry.
(Except your teacher.  Bwa ha haaa!)

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