And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count,
it’s what you got me for my birthday.
Happy Birthday to me!
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate?
Advice from a math teacher with a red pen
Monthly Archives: May 2014
Asking Someone to Change
Asking someone to change is like pruning a tree:
it’s best to use a chainsaw.
Dream of Unicorns
As long as we can DREAM
there will be UNICORNS
eating popcorn shrimp out of old shoes who want to know where our homework is.
A Good Life
A good life is when you assume nothing, do more, need less, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot, and learn LOTS of math.
Priorities
We need to learn to be patient. Not just with our friends, family and partners, but with our plans for world domination.
Evil can wait – what have you done for you today?
Now and Then
Now and then it’s good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just reload.
Screaming Balls of Flaming Terror
Fear is the memory of pain.
Addiction is the memory of pleasure.
Screaming balls of flaming terror is the memory of math class…
fear and addiction ain’t got nothin’ on math class –
in math class, no one can hear you cry.
(Except your teacher. Bwa ha haaa!)
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate? 