Monthly Archives: February 2014

MOAR MINIONS

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Defeat Your Enemies

atkins diet induction

…with rocks.

(They’re easier to carry.)

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If We Don’t Change

77.IfWeDontChange

…maybe we’re all alien robots.

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Love Took Slow Steps

76.LoveTookSlowSteps

…and, by the time it got there,

you already had malomars and

sparkly vampires.

…Love didn’t stand a chance.

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It Hurts Now

75.ItHurtsNow

…you’ll be dead.

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Do Not Fear

74.DoNotFearStrangers

…unless they are also tigers.

Rawrr.

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Zen Beatlism

73.BeSelective

Be selective in your Beatles,

sometimes John is better than Paul.

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My Silence

Short Sad Love Quotes

My Silence

is just two

words fo

total disappointment

in your counting skills.

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It’s Your Turn

69.ItsYourTurn

“It’s your turn to do the dishes.”

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