I want you on my Christmas tree,
as a warning to anyone else who thinks store decorations in October are “festive.”
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate?
Advice from a math teacher with a red pen
Tag Archives: love
A Love Like That
Even after all this time
The sun never says to the earth,
“You owe me.”
Look what happens with a love like that,
It lights the whole sky. – Hafiz
Instead, it silently
inundates us with
deadly radiation.
Because the sun is a heartless bastard,
that’s why.
Happy Birthday!
We go together like
late night Slurpee and ho ho binges behind the 7-11, singing bad Sesame Street covers
and
hungover apology water balloons dropped from the 3rd floor balcony.
Happy Birthday, Sugar Honey!
Love and Death
It’s not me,
it’s you.
xoxox
— Math
Love Took Slow Steps
…and, by the time it got there,
you already had malomars and
sparkly vampires.
…Love didn’t stand a chance.
It’s Your Turn
“It’s your turn to do the dishes.”
Happy Valentine’s Day!
A whole day devoted to red and disappointment?
Whoo hooo! Count me in!
Happy Valentine’s Day from the Red Pen
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate? 