Tag Archives: Motivational

The Zen of Pen

136.InnerPeaceBegins

Inner peace begins the moment you choose to allow another person or event to control your emotions.

Specifically, me.

– The Red Pen

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Trust Me, I’m a Mom

134.TipsForSurvivingMorningSickness

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I’d Take Strong Over Weak Any Day

133.TheWeakCanNeverForgive

The weak can never forgive.

The strong don’t have to.

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Never, I Tell You

132.WhenSomeoneUnderminesYourDreams-2

When someone undermines your dreams,

predicts your doom, or criticizes you

in any way, remember,

they’ll never suspect a thing,

and

you’ll never get caught.

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The Best Part of Coming Home

130.HomeIsWhere

Home is where your copy of Photoshop is.

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Ah, The Joys of Vacation

129.TravelBrings

Travel brings sand

back into your undies.

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GWAR!!

128.YouDanceToYourDrummerAE

A guest post from my dear friend, Lucy Leadskin:

You Dance to your Drummer,

I’ll Dance to GWAR.

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Happy Birthday!

126.InTheEndItsNotTheYearsInYourLife

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count,

it’s what you got me for my birthday.

Happy Birthday to me!

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Asking Someone to Change

125.AskingSomeoneToChangeAE

Asking someone to change is like pruning a tree:

it’s best to use a chainsaw.

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Dream of Unicorns

124.AsLongAsWeCanDream

As long as we can DREAM

there will be UNICORNS

eating popcorn shrimp out of old shoes who want to know where our homework is.

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