A good life is when you assume nothing, do more, need less, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot, and learn LOTS of math.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate?
Advice from a math teacher with a red pen
Tag Archives: Motivational
Priorities
We need to learn to be patient. Not just with our friends, family and partners, but with our plans for world domination.
Evil can wait – what have you done for you today?
Now and Then
Now and then it’s good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just reload.
Screaming Balls of Flaming Terror
Fear is the memory of pain.
Addiction is the memory of pleasure.
Screaming balls of flaming terror is the memory of math class…
fear and addiction ain’t got nothin’ on math class –
in math class, no one can hear you cry.
(Except your teacher. Bwa ha haaa!)
Distance
Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people…
a grenade launcher works.
Running in Circles
She will chase around for awhile, but there’s going to be a day when she’s gonna stop running in circles around you.
That’s the day you’ll regret helping her take the safety off her crossbow.
The First to Apologize
The first to apologize is the bravest.
The first to forgive is the strongest.
And the first to forget is the happiest…true story.
But the first to exact revenge…wins.
Life Rules
Don’t let other write the RULES OF YOUR LIFE.
Um…ok?
No, wait…
Shoot for the Moon
Shoot for the moon.
Even if you miss,
at least your family
back on Earth won’t have to
clean it up.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate? 