Good things don’t come to those who wait.
They come to those who work their asses off and never give up.
And then those who wait jump up out of the bushes
and take the good things.
It’s called capitalism.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate?
Advice from a math teacher with a red pen
Monthly Archives: October 2014
Teenager Quiz
Teenager Quiz
Finish this sentence: Dirty socks… (choose all that apply)
- should be stuffed under the mattress like a deranged Laundry Land version of Scrooge McDuck.
- are best when arranged artistically over the toilet during your shower.
- must be hidden at the bottom of your backpack all year in order to develop their natural ‘bouquet du gymnasium.’
- go in the laundry hamper.
I Know What You Fear
(Written by Weasel #1. I’m so proud!)
I am the one hiding under your bed
teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
I am your math teacher (sweet dreams.)
Sparkle Buddha
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved,
how gently you lived, and how much glitter you wore.
Trust Me When I Say You Don’t Want to Argue the Point
Halloween is a lifestyle
AND
a holiday
Happy October!
I want you on my Christmas tree,
as a warning to anyone else who thinks store decorations in October are “festive.”
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate? 