Monthly Archives: October 2014



Good things don’t come to those who wait.

They come to those who work their asses off and never give up.

And then those who wait jump up out of the bushes

and take the good things.


It’s called capitalism.

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Teenager Quiz


Teenager Quiz

Finish this sentence:  Dirty socks… (choose all that apply)

  • should be stuffed under the mattress like a deranged Laundry Land version of Scrooge McDuck.
  • are best when arranged artistically over the toilet during your shower.
  • must be hidden at the bottom of your backpack all year in order to develop their natural ‘bouquet du gymnasium.’
  • go in the laundry hamper.

I Know What You Fear


(Written by Weasel #1.  I’m so proud!)

I am the one hiding under your bed

teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.

I am your math teacher (sweet dreams.)

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Sparkle Buddha


In the end, only three things matter:  how much you loved,

how gently you lived, and how much glitter you wore.

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Grateful for Coffee


Reasons why you are currently alive

Coffee – Lots of it

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The only job you’ll ever love,

hate, adore, loathe, question, cherish, regret, honor, disparage, brag about, deny, idolize, condemn, revere, regret again, and defend.

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Trust Me When I Say You Don’t Want to Argue the Point


Halloween is a lifestyle


a holiday

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Happy October!


I want you on my Christmas tree,

as a warning to anyone else who thinks store decorations in October are “festive.”

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