Monthly Archives: April 2014

Weirdly Awesome

HouseofWeirdAwesomeness

My younger carpet weasel and a friend had a sleepover last night, and the friend was remarking that our house was really different.  “It’s definitely the House of Weird,” I told him, to which he responded, “You mean the House of Weird AWESOMENESS.”

And, of course, I had to make a sign for that and share it, for all of y’alls who are also members of the Weird Awesomeness club.

-Katharine

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Life Rules

113.DontLetOthers

Don’t let other write the RULES OF YOUR LIFE.

Um…ok?

No, wait…

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Shoot for the Moon

112.ShootForTheStars

Shoot for the moon.

Even if you miss,

at least your family

back on Earth won’t have to

clean it up.

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Disappointing

111.NutellaAndUnicorns

Nutella & Unicorns:

Two things that seem like a good idea,

but are ultimately disappointing as

marital aids.

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Yes, You

110.Mathematics

Mathematics HATES you.

Bwa ha haaaaa!

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Born Again

109.EachMorning

Each morning we are born again.

So it’s totally cool if you want to

wear footie pajamas and eat cereal

all day today.

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The Most Beautiful Necklace

108.TheMostBeautifulNecklace

The most beautiful necklace a mother can wear is not gold or gems,

but her child’s arms around her neck.

Formaldehyde works best.

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Strangers

107.Strangers2

“Strangers have the BEST candy.”

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Winds

106.SheStoodInTheStorm

She stood in the storm, & when the wind did not blow her way,

she found an even stronger weather spell.

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Reading

105.ReadingWontSolve

Reading won’t solve your problems

unless you own your own private island

with palm trees planted to look like a super-creepy face.

 

You’re welcome.

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