My younger carpet weasel and a friend had a sleepover last night, and the friend was remarking that our house was really different. “It’s definitely the House of Weird,” I told him, to which he responded, “You mean the House of Weird AWESOMENESS.”
And, of course, I had to make a sign for that and share it, for all of y’alls who are also members of the Weird Awesomeness club.
-Katharine
Don’t let other write the RULES OF YOUR LIFE.
Um…ok?
No, wait…
Shoot for the moon.
Even if you miss,
at least your family
back on Earth won’t have to
clean it up.
Nutella & Unicorns:
Two things that seem like a good idea,
but are ultimately disappointing as
marital aids.
Mathematics HATES you.
Bwa ha haaaaa!
Each morning we are born again.
So it’s totally cool if you want to
wear footie pajamas and eat cereal
all day today.
The most beautiful necklace a mother can wear is not gold or gems,
but her child’s arms around her neck.
Formaldehyde works best.
She stood in the storm, & when the wind did not blow her way,
she found an even stronger weather spell.
Reading won’t solve your problems
unless you own your own private island
with palm trees planted to look like a super-creepy face.
You’re welcome.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate? 