The weak can never forgive.
The strong don’t have to.
Home is where your copy of Photoshop is.
Travel brings sand
back into your undies.
A guest post from my dear friend, Lucy Leadskin:
You Dance to your Drummer,
I’ll Dance to GWAR.
And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count,
it’s what you got me for my birthday.
Happy Birthday to me!
Asking someone to change is like pruning a tree:
it’s best to use a chainsaw.
As long as we can DREAM
there will be UNICORNS
eating popcorn shrimp out of old shoes who want to know where our homework is.
A good life is when you assume nothing, do more, need less, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot, and learn LOTS of math.
We need to learn to be patient. Not just with our friends, family and partners, but with our plans for world domination.
Evil can wait – what have you done for you today?
One of the most beautiful things in my opinion is falling asleep.