Inner peace begins the moment you choose to allow another person or event to control your emotions.
Specifically, me.
– The Red Pen
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate?
Advice from a math teacher with a red pen
Monthly Archives: June 2014
Darkside Omelettes
If an egg is broken by an outside force, life ends.
If an egg is broken by an inside force, then life begins.
If an egg is broken by an invisible force, then Darth’s making breakfast.
Swag!
Ok, I’ll admit it – I write all of these simply to make myself happy. (I asked my therapist, and she says it’s an excellent way to express myself. Either that, or it’s a nice guarantee that I’ll be coming in to see her for a loonnng time still.) And it turns out that it makes me even happier to be able to put them on shirts and wear them in public.
But, look – now you can do it, too!
I’ve put a few of my favorites up at cafepress, which is, admittedly, not the best online print shop, but it’s fairly inexpensive and it’s not too hard to set up the shop. PLUS I’ve set the markup to 25 cents on everything in the store. (Why not make them free? I have a quarter fetish.)
http://www.cafepress.com/dammitwheresmychocolate
And, remember – I’m not just the owner, I’m also a client:
I’d Take Strong Over Weak Any Day
The weak can never forgive.
The strong don’t have to.
Never, I Tell You
When someone undermines your dreams,
predicts your doom, or criticizes you
in any way, remember,
they’ll never suspect a thing,
and
you’ll never get caught.
Life Coaching 101
The things you are passionate about are not random, they are your calling.
Because, if there’s one thing the world needs more of, it’s professional cat stylists for Facebook who earn money on the side eating nachos and watching American Idol.
The Best Part of Coming Home
Home is where your copy of Photoshop is.
Ah, The Joys of Vacation
Travel brings sand
back into your undies.
GWAR!!
A guest post from my dear friend, Lucy Leadskin:
You Dance to your Drummer,
I’ll Dance to GWAR.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate? 