I myself am entirely made of awesome
stitched together with rainbow glitter shoelaces.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing people.
If someone really loves you,
no matter how many other people they meet,
their feelings for you wouldn’t change.
Unless you forgot the mandrake.
Sometimes walking away has
nothing to do with weakness,
and everything to do with
all I have left are memories of you
and the way you kept saying,
” I bet that sea monster won’t come back”
when I told you not to
stand on the end of the pier.
I don’t trust words.
I trust pterodactyls.
“Take a lover who looks at you with fear in their eyes and lust in their pants.”