Monthly Archives: May 2015

This is True of Everyone

187.IMyselfAmEntirelyMadeOf

I myself am entirely made of awesome

stitched together with rainbow glitter shoelaces.

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Number 1

186.TheGreatestPleasureInLife

The greatest pleasure in life is doing people.

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True Love

185.IfSomeoneReallyLovesYou

If someone really loves you,

no matter how many other people they meet,

their feelings for you wouldn’t change.

Unless you forgot the mandrake.

Rookie mistake.

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Walking Away

184.SometimesWalkingAway_edited-1

Sometimes walking away has

nothing to do with weakness,

and everything to do with

superior firepower.

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Could It Be…Sharktopus?

183.AllIHaveAreMemoriesOfYou

all I have left are memories of you

and the way you kept saying,

” I bet that sea monster won’t come back”

when I told you not to

stand on the end of the pier.

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At Least I Think That’s What It Is

182.IDontTrustWords

I don’t trust words.

I trust pterodactyls.

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I’m Sure This is Really What Frida Kahlo Meant

181.TakeALoverWhoLooksAtYou_edited-2

“Take a lover who looks at you with fear in their eyes and lust in their pants.”

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