I myself am entirely made of awesome
stitched together with rainbow glitter shoelaces.
Sometimes walking away has
nothing to do with weakness,
and everything to do with
all I have left are memories of you
and the way you kept saying,
” I bet that sea monster won’t come back”
when I told you not to
stand on the end of the pier.
One of the most sincere
forms of respect is actually
to what another
has to say
Cost of suspended treehouse: $20,000 – $40,000+
Cost of land in a pristine wilderness: $15,000 – $300,000+
(Seriously, you have that much money just lying around?)
Honestly, have you not heard of the Donner Party?
Chiggers, ticks and bears, oh my
E coli (from lack of refrigeration)
Not to mention that I, for one, am thankful every time I don’t have to climb down a tree to use the loo.