I myself am entirely made of awesome
stitched together with rainbow glitter shoelaces.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate?
Advice from a math teacher with a red pen
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Walking Away
Sometimes walking away has
nothing to do with weakness,
and everything to do with
superior firepower.
Could It Be…Sharktopus?
all I have left are memories of you
and the way you kept saying,
” I bet that sea monster won’t come back”
when I told you not to
stand on the end of the pier.
At Least I Think That’s What It Is
I don’t trust words.
I trust pterodactyls.
I’m Sure This is Really What Frida Kahlo Meant
“Take a lover who looks at you with fear in their eyes and lust in their pants.”
Helpful Hint
One of the most sincere
forms of respect is actually
listening
to what another
has to say
BEFORE
pointing out
how wrong
they are.
OFF GRID
- No mortgage or rent
- No electric bill
- Free water with no flouride
- Grow your own organic food
- Total self-sustainability
- Be with nature
- Still have every modern luxury
- Who’s with me?
Cost of suspended treehouse: $20,000 – $40,000+
Cost of land in a pristine wilderness: $15,000 – $300,000+
(Seriously, you have that much money just lying around?)
Cavities
Honestly, have you not heard of the Donner Party?
Chiggers, ticks and bears, oh my
Staph infections
E coli (from lack of refrigeration)
Not to mention that I, for one, am thankful every time I don’t have to climb down a tree to use the loo.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate? 