I myself am entirely made of awesome
stitched together with rainbow glitter shoelaces.
Cost of suspended treehouse: $20,000 – $40,000+
Cost of land in a pristine wilderness: $15,000 – $300,000+
(Seriously, you have that much money just lying around?)
Honestly, have you not heard of the Donner Party?
Chiggers, ticks and bears, oh my
E coli (from lack of refrigeration)
Not to mention that I, for one, am thankful every time I don’t have to climb down a tree to use the loo.