Now and then it’s good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just reload.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate?
Advice from a math teacher with a red pen
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Screaming Balls of Flaming Terror
Fear is the memory of pain.
Addiction is the memory of pleasure.
Screaming balls of flaming terror is the memory of math class…
fear and addiction ain’t got nothin’ on math class –
in math class, no one can hear you cry.
(Except your teacher. Bwa ha haaa!)
Distance
Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people…
a grenade launcher works.
Running in Circles
She will chase around for awhile, but there’s going to be a day when she’s gonna stop running in circles around you.
That’s the day you’ll regret helping her take the safety off her crossbow.
The First to Apologize
The first to apologize is the bravest.
The first to forgive is the strongest.
And the first to forget is the happiest…true story.
But the first to exact revenge…wins.
Hipster Traps
The bears weren’t getting anywhere…
…until they stumbled onto a brilliant new way to catch humans –
hipster camping tents.
Life Rules
Don’t let other write the RULES OF YOUR LIFE.
Um…ok?
No, wait…
Shoot for the Moon
Shoot for the moon.
Even if you miss,
at least your family
back on Earth won’t have to
clean it up.
Disappointing
Nutella & Unicorns:
Two things that seem like a good idea,
but are ultimately disappointing as
marital aids.
Yes, You
Mathematics HATES you.
Bwa ha haaaaa!
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate? 