If you show a person
how to be a dentist,
they’ll be able to
ruin a life for an hour.
But if you show a person
how to be a math teacher,
ruin a life
Fear is the memory of pain.
Addiction is the memory of pleasure.
Screaming balls of flaming terror is the memory of math class…
fear and addiction ain’t got nothin’ on math class –
in math class, no one can hear you cry.
(Except your teacher. Bwa ha haaa!)