Trust Me, I’m a Mom
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate?
Advice from a math teacher with a red pen
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Happy Birthday!
We go together like
late night Slurpee and ho ho binges behind the 7-11, singing bad Sesame Street covers
and
hungover apology water balloons dropped from the 3rd floor balcony.
Happy Birthday, Sugar Honey!
Strangers
Strangers can become best friends just as easy as
saying, “Hey, can you help me bury this?”
When Life Knocks You Down
When life knocks you down, roll over
and play dead.
Life rarely leaves any survivors.
She’s Prettier
Too bad she’s not the one holding the keys to those handcuffs, huh?
Unpanned Gold
Of course, people find gold in the sewers, too.
You have to decide how dirty you wanna get looking for it.
Time is Short
Eat ALL
the cookies
NOW!
Love and Death
It’s not me,
it’s you.
xoxox
— Math
What Math Teaches Us
Math may not teach us
how to ADD love
or SUBTRACT hate
but it gies us hope
that being eaten by
tigers isn’t the worst way to go.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate? 