…And old shoe fixed that.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate?
Advice from a math teacher with a red pen
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I Have Been to Heaven
“I have been to heaven twice already,
and hope to go once more, at least,
before I die.” – The Red Pen
If I Had a Mosquito
If I had a mosquito for every time
you made me roll my eyes,
that walk would be very
uncomfortable.
Be The Kind of Woman
“Oh, goodie!”
Promise Me
…and far less attractive in selfies than you imagine.
MOAR MINIONS
Defeat Your Enemies
…with rocks.
(They’re easier to carry.)
If We Don’t Change
…maybe we’re all alien robots.
Love Took Slow Steps
…and, by the time it got there,
you already had malomars and
sparkly vampires.
…Love didn’t stand a chance.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate? 