Each morning we are born again.
So it’s totally cool if you want to
wear footie pajamas and eat cereal
all day today.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate?
Advice from a math teacher with a red pen
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The Most Beautiful Necklace
The most beautiful necklace a mother can wear is not gold or gems,
but her child’s arms around her neck.
Formaldehyde works best.
Winds
She stood in the storm, & when the wind did not blow her way,
she found an even stronger weather spell.
Reading
Reading won’t solve your problems
unless you own your own private island
with palm trees planted to look like a super-creepy face.
You’re welcome.
Every Positive Thought
Every positive thought is a futile attempt to deny math teachers their bliss…
but, never fear, math teachers are nothing if not patient.
Happy April Fools’ Day!
The worst kind of pain when you’re smiling.
The best kind is when I am.
Wanting to Be
“Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.”
-Marilyn Monroe
(Note: Not Marilyn Monroe)
Calm for Today
Today I choose to be calm.
Tomorrow you’re on your own.
A Love Like That
Even after all this time
The sun never says to the earth,
“You owe me.”
Look what happens with a love like that,
It lights the whole sky. – Hafiz
Instead, it silently
inundates us with
deadly radiation.
Because the sun is a heartless bastard,
that’s why.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate? 