Today I choose to be calm.
Tomorrow you’re on your own.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate?
Advice from a math teacher with a red pen
Tag Archives: Motivational
A Love Like That
Even after all this time
The sun never says to the earth,
“You owe me.”
Look what happens with a love like that,
It lights the whole sky. – Hafiz
Instead, it silently
inundates us with
deadly radiation.
Because the sun is a heartless bastard,
that’s why.
Bloodsport
Don’t grieve that your roses have thorns.
Rejoice instead that gardening is a bloodsport.
She Needed Him
She buried her face in his shoulder as he held her.
All that she could think was that she needed him.
That spider in the garage wasn’t going to take *itself* outside.
Ahh, Parenthood
A guest post from Katharine:
My son threw up all over the floor…
No worries – I took care of it.
When Someone Truly Cares
“When someone truly cares about you,
they make a blood oath, not an excuse.”
After all, if they’re not willing to be torn limb from limb
to keep their word, maybe they’re not willing
to be your friend.
Delicious
Someone once told me not to bite off more than I could chew.
They were delicious
Happy Birthday!
We go together like
late night Slurpee and ho ho binges behind the 7-11, singing bad Sesame Street covers
and
hungover apology water balloons dropped from the 3rd floor balcony.
Happy Birthday, Sugar Honey!
Strangers
Strangers can become best friends just as easy as
saying, “Hey, can you help me bury this?”
When Life Knocks You Down
When life knocks you down, roll over
and play dead.
Life rarely leaves any survivors.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate? 