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I Keep Trying

161.ExcuseMeMaam

“Excuse me, Ma’am.

But have you considered math?”

For some reason, door-to-door mathematicians

never caught on.

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She Needed Him

96.SheNeededHim

She buried her face in his shoulder as he held her.

All that she could think was that she needed him.

That spider in the garage wasn’t going to take *itself* outside.

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