Today I choose to be calm.
Tomorrow you’re on your own.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate?
Advice from a math teacher with a red pen
Author Archives: Katharine
WHOO HOOO!!! 100+ Posts
I’m really thrilled to be posting my 100th official DWMC picture. (There were a couple of extra posts I didn’t count, so I’m actually a little past 100 according to WordPress.) To celebrate, I’m working on something that I’m really excited about, and hope you’ll be, too – but you’ll have to wait until next week for the official announcement.
In the meantime, here’s today’s DWMC, which is one of my absolute favorites (if I do say so myself,) both as a fan of Godzilla, as well as, well, locals.
Enjoy!
Top-Secret Dove Design Tips
Top-Secret Dove Design Tips:
(what’s really under all that fluff)
- Nearly-finished paper outlining groundbreaking Unified Field Theory
- Waldo
- Kindle
- DVR of Cosmos
- Brain
- Emergency Cheetos Supply
- Wing
- Second Brain (Duh – Dinosaur)
- Striped Leg Warmers “for the hotties”
A Love Like That
Even after all this time
The sun never says to the earth,
“You owe me.”
Look what happens with a love like that,
It lights the whole sky. – Hafiz
Instead, it silently
inundates us with
deadly radiation.
Because the sun is a heartless bastard,
that’s why.
Bloodsport
Don’t grieve that your roses have thorns.
Rejoice instead that gardening is a bloodsport.
She Needed Him
She buried her face in his shoulder as he held her.
All that she could think was that she needed him.
That spider in the garage wasn’t going to take *itself* outside.
Ahh, Parenthood
A guest post from Katharine:
My son threw up all over the floor…
No worries – I took care of it.
When Someone Truly Cares
“When someone truly cares about you,
they make a blood oath, not an excuse.”
After all, if they’re not willing to be torn limb from limb
to keep their word, maybe they’re not willing
to be your friend.
Delicious
Someone once told me not to bite off more than I could chew.
They were delicious
Happy Birthday!
We go together like
late night Slurpee and ho ho binges behind the 7-11, singing bad Sesame Street covers
and
hungover apology water balloons dropped from the 3rd floor balcony.
Happy Birthday, Sugar Honey!
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate? 