…and, by the time it got there,
you already had malomars and
sparkly vampires.
…Love didn’t stand a chance.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate?
Advice from a math teacher with a red pen
Tag Archives: quotes
Do Not Fear
…unless they are also tigers.
Rawrr.
Zen Beatlism
Be selective in your Beatles,
sometimes John is better than Paul.
My Silence
My Silence
is just two
words fo
total disappointment
in your counting skills.
It’s Your Turn
“It’s your turn to do the dishes.”
It’s Funny How
you think, “Hmmm…did I drop those bamboo leaves,
or are the pandas following me again?”
The Best Way
This totally works in restaurants.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate? 