Eat ALL
the cookies
NOW!
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate?
Advice from a math teacher with a red pen
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Love and Death
It’s not me,
it’s you.
xoxox
— Math
What Math Teaches Us
Math may not teach us
how to ADD love
or SUBTRACT hate
but it gies us hope
that being eaten by
tigers isn’t the worst way to go.
Blackbird Singing in the Dead of Night
…And old shoe fixed that.
I Have Been to Heaven
“I have been to heaven twice already,
and hope to go once more, at least,
before I die.” – The Red Pen
If I Had a Mosquito
If I had a mosquito for every time
you made me roll my eyes,
that walk would be very
uncomfortable.
Be The Kind of Woman
“Oh, goodie!”
Promise Me
…and far less attractive in selfies than you imagine.
Defeat Your Enemies
…with rocks.
(They’re easier to carry.)
If We Don’t Change
…maybe we’re all alien robots.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate? 