…and far less attractive in selfies than you imagine.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate?
Advice from a math teacher with a red pen
Tag Archives: Motivational
Defeat Your Enemies
…with rocks.
(They’re easier to carry.)
If We Don’t Change
…maybe we’re all alien robots.
Love Took Slow Steps
…and, by the time it got there,
you already had malomars and
sparkly vampires.
…Love didn’t stand a chance.
Do Not Fear
…unless they are also tigers.
Rawrr.
Zen Beatlism
Be selective in your Beatles,
sometimes John is better than Paul.
My Silence
My Silence
is just two
words fo
total disappointment
in your counting skills.
It’s Your Turn
“It’s your turn to do the dishes.”
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate? 