Nutella & Unicorns:
Two things that seem like a good idea,
but are ultimately disappointing as
marital aids.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate?
Advice from a math teacher with a red pen
Tag Archives: Motivational
Yes, You
Mathematics HATES you.
Bwa ha haaaaa!
Born Again
Each morning we are born again.
So it’s totally cool if you want to
wear footie pajamas and eat cereal
all day today.
The Most Beautiful Necklace
The most beautiful necklace a mother can wear is not gold or gems,
but her child’s arms around her neck.
Formaldehyde works best.
Winds
She stood in the storm, & when the wind did not blow her way,
she found an even stronger weather spell.
Reading
Reading won’t solve your problems
unless you own your own private island
with palm trees planted to look like a super-creepy face.
You’re welcome.
Every Positive Thought
Every positive thought is a futile attempt to deny math teachers their bliss…
but, never fear, math teachers are nothing if not patient.
Happy April Fools’ Day!
The worst kind of pain when you’re smiling.
The best kind is when I am.
Wanting to Be
“Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.”
-Marilyn Monroe
(Note: Not Marilyn Monroe)
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate? 