…scary clowns and death.
But mostly scary clowns.
…we should probably get you a step stool, huh?
You’ll be able to fly
once the rip your legs off.
Thankfully, it’s also the easiest to ignore.
…need better aim.
– Taco Bell
…other people.
How do you know you weren’t born to serve me?
…and the price of being a biology major is reading this and thinking, “Wow. This guy doesn’t know jack about anything. When do pack animals get lonely?!”