Inner peace begins the moment you choose to allow another person or event to control your emotions.
Specifically, me.
– The Red Pen
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate?
Advice from a math teacher with a red pen
Tag Archives: Motivational
I’d Take Strong Over Weak Any Day
The weak can never forgive.
The strong don’t have to.
Never, I Tell You
When someone undermines your dreams,
predicts your doom, or criticizes you
in any way, remember,
they’ll never suspect a thing,
and
you’ll never get caught.
The Best Part of Coming Home
Home is where your copy of Photoshop is.
Ah, The Joys of Vacation
Travel brings sand
back into your undies.
GWAR!!
A guest post from my dear friend, Lucy Leadskin:
You Dance to your Drummer,
I’ll Dance to GWAR.
Happy Birthday!
And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count,
it’s what you got me for my birthday.
Happy Birthday to me!
Asking Someone to Change
Asking someone to change is like pruning a tree:
it’s best to use a chainsaw.
Dream of Unicorns
As long as we can DREAM
there will be UNICORNS
eating popcorn shrimp out of old shoes who want to know where our homework is.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate? 