Math may not teach us
how to ADD love
or SUBTRACT hate
but it gies us hope
that being eaten by
tigers isn’t the worst way to go.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate?
Advice from a math teacher with a red pen
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Blackbird Singing in the Dead of Night
…And old shoe fixed that.
I Have Been to Heaven
“I have been to heaven twice already,
and hope to go once more, at least,
before I die.” – The Red Pen
If I Had a Mosquito
If I had a mosquito for every time
you made me roll my eyes,
that walk would be very
uncomfortable.
Be The Kind of Woman
“Oh, goodie!”
Promise Me
…and far less attractive in selfies than you imagine.
MOAR MINIONS
Defeat Your Enemies
…with rocks.
(They’re easier to carry.)
If We Don’t Change
…maybe we’re all alien robots.
Love Took Slow Steps
…and, by the time it got there,
you already had malomars and
sparkly vampires.
…Love didn’t stand a chance.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate? 