Strangers can become best friends just as easy as
saying, “Hey, can you help me bury this?”
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate?
Advice from a math teacher with a red pen
When Life Knocks You Down
When life knocks you down, roll over
and play dead.
Life rarely leaves any survivors.
She’s Prettier
Too bad she’s not the one holding the keys to those handcuffs, huh?
Company
I will not let anyone walk through my mind
without taking their coats, offering them
a drink, and making them sit
through my slide show of
our trip to the Grand Canyon last summer.
Unpanned Gold
Of course, people find gold in the sewers, too.
You have to decide how dirty you wanna get looking for it.
Time is Short
Eat ALL
the cookies
NOW!
Love and Death
It’s not me,
it’s you.
xoxox
— Math
What Math Teaches Us
Math may not teach us
how to ADD love
or SUBTRACT hate
but it gies us hope
that being eaten by
tigers isn’t the worst way to go.
Blackbird Singing in the Dead of Night
…And old shoe fixed that.
I Have Been to Heaven
“I have been to heaven twice already,
and hope to go once more, at least,
before I die.” – The Red Pen
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate? 