If I had a mosquito for every time
you made me roll my eyes,
that walk would be very
uncomfortable.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate?
Advice from a math teacher with a red pen
Author Archives: Katharine
Be The Kind of Woman
“Oh, goodie!”
Promise Me
…and far less attractive in selfies than you imagine.
MOAR MINIONS
Defeat Your Enemies
…with rocks.
(They’re easier to carry.)
If We Don’t Change
…maybe we’re all alien robots.
Love Took Slow Steps
…and, by the time it got there,
you already had malomars and
sparkly vampires.
…Love didn’t stand a chance.
Do Not Fear
…unless they are also tigers.
Rawrr.
Zen Beatlism
Be selective in your Beatles,
sometimes John is better than Paul.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate? 