“When someone truly cares about you,
they make a blood oath, not an excuse.”
After all, if they’re not willing to be torn limb from limb
to keep their word, maybe they’re not willing
to be your friend.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate?
Advice from a math teacher with a red pen
Monthly Archives: March 2014
Delicious
Someone once told me not to bite off more than I could chew.
They were delicious
Happy Birthday!
We go together like
late night Slurpee and ho ho binges behind the 7-11, singing bad Sesame Street covers
and
hungover apology water balloons dropped from the 3rd floor balcony.
Happy Birthday, Sugar Honey!
Strangers
Strangers can become best friends just as easy as
saying, “Hey, can you help me bury this?”
When Life Knocks You Down
When life knocks you down, roll over
and play dead.
Life rarely leaves any survivors.
She’s Prettier
Too bad she’s not the one holding the keys to those handcuffs, huh?
Company
I will not let anyone walk through my mind
without taking their coats, offering them
a drink, and making them sit
through my slide show of
our trip to the Grand Canyon last summer.
Unpanned Gold
Of course, people find gold in the sewers, too.
You have to decide how dirty you wanna get looking for it.
Time is Short
Eat ALL
the cookies
NOW!
Love and Death
It’s not me,
it’s you.
xoxox
— Math
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate? 