Dammit! Where's My Chocolate?

12 Steps for Making Katharine Happy

1)  If it feels wrong, do it, if Katharine asks you to.

2)  Stop using punctuation you don’t understand.

3)  Do be a Katharine pleaser.

4)  Trust Katharine’s instincts.

5)  Never speak badly about Katharine.

6)  Never give up on Katharine’s dreams.

7)  Be afraid to say “No,” to Katharine.

8)  Say “Yes” to Katharine.

9)  Be KIND to Katharine.

10)  You can’t control anything.

11)  Bring me chocolate.

12)  LOVE Katharine.