Halloween is a lifestyle
AND
a holiday
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate?
Advice from a math teacher with a red pen
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Happy October!
I want you on my Christmas tree,
as a warning to anyone else who thinks store decorations in October are “festive.”
Asshole Placard
Sure, I’ll show you proof of my disability
as soon as you show me your
asshole placard.
Oh wait – no need.
Spice is Whack
The devastation has returned…will you survive?
(Zombie Pumpkin Spice Latte is BACK!)
(More WAAALLETS!)
Everything’s Better with Bears
Now this
(Tattoo Expo & Bear Fest)
I would go see.
Secret Club
After decades of research,
scientists have finally discovered what the top sheet is for.
In Harmony with Nature
Petrichoir (n)
When the scientist finally teaches those little bugs to sing.
The Zen of Pen
Inner peace begins the moment you choose to allow another person or event to control your emotions.
Specifically, me.
– The Red Pen
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate? 