Author Archives: Katharine

Born Again

109.EachMorning

Each morning we are born again.

So it’s totally cool if you want to

wear footie pajamas and eat cereal

all day today.

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The Most Beautiful Necklace

108.TheMostBeautifulNecklace

The most beautiful necklace a mother can wear is not gold or gems,

but her child’s arms around her neck.

Formaldehyde works best.

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Winds

106.SheStoodInTheStorm

She stood in the storm, & when the wind did not blow her way,

she found an even stronger weather spell.

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Reading

105.ReadingWontSolve

Reading won’t solve your problems

unless you own your own private island

with palm trees planted to look like a super-creepy face.

 

You’re welcome.

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Every Positive Thought

104.EveryPositiveThought2

Every positive thought is a futile attempt to deny math teachers their bliss…

but, never fear, math teachers are nothing if not patient.

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Cowboy On

Keep Calm and Cowboy On

 

Keep Calm and Walk Ugly

 

Guest post by Katharine

Keep Calm and Cowboy On

 

Keep Calm and Walk Ugly

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Wanting to Be

102.WantingToBe

“Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.”

-Marilyn Monroe

(Note:  Not Marilyn Monroe)

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