Halloween is a lifestyle
AND
a holiday
I want you on my Christmas tree,
as a warning to anyone else who thinks store decorations in October are “festive.”
Sure, I’ll show you proof of my disability
as soon as you show me your
asshole placard.
Oh wait – no need.
The devastation has returned…will you survive?
(Zombie Pumpkin Spice Latte is BACK!)
(More WAAALLETS!)
Inner peace begins the moment you choose to allow another person or event to control your emotions.
Specifically, me.
– The Red Pen