…apply electrical current.
Just *don’t* get it wet.
Then Cthulhu comes and devours it, leaving you with a gaping hole where your soul was.
…right behind those rocks.
…all the times you didn’t get caught.
…nuclear fusion.
You will still be no match for a pack of wolves,
but at least we’ll have something cool to put on your tombstone.
…scary clowns and death.
But mostly scary clowns.
…we should probably get you a step stool, huh?
You’ll be able to fly
once the rip your legs off.
Thankfully, it’s also the easiest to ignore.