…getting rid of everyone else.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate?
Advice from a math teacher with a red pen
Monthly Archives: February 2014
Everything You Hear
*Except for Katharine, who is always right.
Even Marcus Aurelius know that, way back then.
12 Steps
12 Steps for Making Katharine Happy
1) If it feels wrong, do it, if Katharine asks you to.
2) Stop using punctuation you don’t understand.
3) Do be a Katharine pleaser.
4) Trust Katharine’s instincts.
5) Never speak badly about Katharine.
6) Never give up on Katharine’s dreams.
7) Be afraid to say “No,” to Katharine.
8) Say “Yes” to Katharine.
9) Be KIND to Katharine.
10) You can’t control anything.
11) Bring me chocolate.
12) LOVE Katharine.
Loot, Plunder, Pillage
THIS is what happens when you let moms on board.
I Was a Dreamer
…put my hand in warm water while I was asleep.
Piece of My Heart
…apply electrical current.
Let Your Spirit Soar
Just *don’t* get it wet.
Then Cthulhu comes and devours it, leaving you with a gaping hole where your soul was.
Good Things
…right behind those rocks.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate? 