In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved,
how gently you lived, and how much glitter you wore.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate?
Advice from a math teacher with a red pen
Tag Archives: dwmc
Trust Me When I Say You Don’t Want to Argue the Point
Halloween is a lifestyle
AND
a holiday
Happy October!
I want you on my Christmas tree,
as a warning to anyone else who thinks store decorations in October are “festive.”
Asshole Placard
Sure, I’ll show you proof of my disability
as soon as you show me your
asshole placard.
Oh wait – no need.
Spice is Whack
The devastation has returned…will you survive?
(Zombie Pumpkin Spice Latte is BACK!)
(More WAAALLETS!)
Everything’s Better with Bears
Now this
(Tattoo Expo & Bear Fest)
I would go see.
Dammit! Where's My Chocolate? 